yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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