Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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