sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
