I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She announced her abortion via fbk
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I am available for nakedness
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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