my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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