I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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