....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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