Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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