He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
nutella sex= disaster
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.