I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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