Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
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I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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