I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Randomize
