Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
