hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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