they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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