theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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