where are you?
Hypothermia
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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