Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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