Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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