wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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