Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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