So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
