The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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