a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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