what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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