Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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