you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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