i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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