My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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