when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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