Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
love makes seman taste better
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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