Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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