You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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