youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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