He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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