I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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