well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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