glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Someone signed my nipple.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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