dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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