i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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