stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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