she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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