bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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