Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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