You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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