Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
