To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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