i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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