i just made my gag reflex go away.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
