She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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