There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Randomize
