I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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