I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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