Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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