Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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