I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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