Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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