do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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