Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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